The English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
This translator will take what you write in it and turn it into the manner a 12-year-old AOLer (or we at sitinthecorner.com) would write it. Type in what you want translated and then click the button.
I stole wisely archived this script, from this guy. I love him.
He did all the work. And hes cool.